Yes, the Oscar nominations are coming this morning… but these are more fun. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the list of nominees for the 2015 Golden Raspberry Awards, which will be handed out on Feb. 21, the day before the Oscars:
WORST PICTURE
• Kirk Cameron’s Saving Christmas
• Left Behind
• The Legend of Hercules
• Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
• Transformers: Age of Extinction
WORST ACTOR
• Kirk Cameron, Kirk Cameron’s Saving Christmas
• Nicholas Cage, Left Behind
• Kellan Lutz, The Legend of Hercules
• Seth MacFarlane, A Million Ways to Die in the West
• Adam Sandler, Blended
WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR
• Mel Gibson, Expendables 3
• Kelsey Grammer, Expendables 3, Legends of Oz, Think Like a Man Too, Transformers: Age of Extinction
• Shaquille O’Neal, Blended
• Arnold Schwarzenegger, Expendables 3
• Kiefer Sutherland, Pompeii
WORST ACTRESS
• Drew Barrymore, Blended
• Cameron Diaz, The Other Woman and Sex Tape
• Melissa McCarthy, Tammy
• Charlize Theron, A Million Ways to Die in the West
• Gaia Weiss, The Legend of Hercules
WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS
• Cameron Diaz, Annie
• Megan Fox, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
• Nicola Peltz, Transformers: Age of Extinction
• Susan Sarandon, Tammy
• Brigitte Ridenour (née Cameron), Kirk Cameron’s Saving Christmas
WORST DIRECTOR
• Michael Bay, Transformers: Age of Extinction
• Darren Doane, Kirk Cameron’s Saving Christmas
• Renny Harlin, The Legend of Hercules
• Jonathan Liebesman, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
• Seth MacFarlane, A Million Ways to Die in the West
WORST REMAKE, RIP-OFF OR SEQUEL
• Annie
• Atlas Shrugged: Who Is John Galt?
• The Legend of Hercules
• Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
• Transformers: Age of Extinction
WORST SCREEN COMBO
• Any Two Robots, Actors (Robotic Actors), Transformers: Age of Extinction
• Kirk Cameron & His Ego, Kirk Cameron’s Saving Christmas
• Cameron Diaz & Jason Segel, Sex Tape
• Kellan Lutz & Either His Abs, His Pecs or His Glutes
• Seth MacFarlane & Charlize Theron, A Million Ways to Die in the West
WORST SCREENPLAY
• Kirk Cameron’s Saving Christmas
• Left Behind
• Sex Tape
• Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
• Transformers: Age of Extinction
REDEEMER AWARD
• Ben Affleck, from Gigli to Argo and Gone Girl
• Jennifer Aniston, from four-time Razzie nominee to Cake
• Mike Myers, from The Love Guru to directing Supermensch
• Keanu Reeves, from six-time Razzie nominee to John Wick
• Kristen Stewart, from six-timei Razzie winner for Twilight to Camp X-Ray